Ten Less Things To Worry About

10 Things to Scratch From Your Worry List

I may use my radioactive granite countertops to warm up a few hot dogs to celebrate.

Poem: Headlines

by Robert Phillips

War Dims Hope for Peace.
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told.
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.
War Dims Hope for Peace.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead.

 

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